You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You did what with his pubic hair?
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