I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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