wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Help. Why am I so naked?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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