I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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