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(870): View more from Arkansas

The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.

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(817): View more from Texas

I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think they're German

(203): View more from Connecticut

Just say lederhosen and see what happens

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(779): View more from Illinois

I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs

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(647): View more from Ontario

You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.

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