he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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