Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I think your dad took our porno
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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