I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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