so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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