So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up