How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.