Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.