So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.