its not stalking. its research.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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