That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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