I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Will you blow on my dice?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
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you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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