he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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