We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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