Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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