party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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