Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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