Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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