Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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