You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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