now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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