Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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