Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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