Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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