Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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