what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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