I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
