he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhhâ€
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