actually, I'm a sock model
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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