You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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