I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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