Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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