gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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