just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I yelled at your uterus for you.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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