If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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