ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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