that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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