Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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