thus making me awesome and them whores
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
