My room smells like vodka and shame
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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