I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
His nipple licking is glorious
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