What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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