when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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