saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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