There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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