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so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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