what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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