Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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