never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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