I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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