Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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