U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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