i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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