Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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